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Suatu waktu si kakek lg mancing
ikan, udah 3jam blom dapet2...
Tiba2 seorang anak kecil lewat..
Anak: "Lagi Ngapain Kek..??"
Kakek: "Lo kagak liat?? Gue lagi
mancing, goblokk..!!"
Anak: "Udah dapet kek..??"
Kakek: "Belom Goblok...!! Brisik!!
Banyak bacotLuh..!!"
Anak: "Emang.. umpannya pake
apaan kek..?"
Kakek: "Yaa pake cacing lahh..
Goblok..!!"
Anak: "Pantesan gak dapet kek..
coba pake biji cereme ditumbuk,
trus pakein kanji, trus diplintir2
kecil2.."
Kakek: "Lho... emang bisa..?"
Anak: "Ya kagak bisa laa...
Goblok..!!" (sambil kaburrrr..!! )
Saking kagetnya & baru pertama
kalinya di-"goblok"-in sama anak
kecil, si kakek kena serangan
jantung & mati...
Datanglah malaikat, trus ditanya:
Malaikat: "Kek, wkt di dunia punya
agama ga??"
Kakek: "Ya punya laa.. Goblok..!!"
Malaikat: "Kek.. tolong bahasanya
yg sopan ya.. barang kali aja
kakek bisa hidup & balik ke dunia
lagi.."
Kakek: "Lho... emang bisa..?"
Malaikat: "Ya kagak bisa
laa..Goblok..!! " :D
Wakakkaak, Moral cerita:"Jangan
bicara kotor,kalau tidak lebih baik
diam"

#OOT [Share Jangan Di Hapus Min :v ] Film Baru Rilis Tahun 2016 Cocok Buat Weekend :D
1. I Love You From 38.000 FT (2016) DVDRip => https://goo.gl/SwDJYc
2. Me vs Mami (2016) WEB-DL => https://goo.gl/fo698F
3. Surat Cinta Untuk Kartini (2016) WEB-DL => https://goo.gl/YLo5f9
4. Siti (2016) WEB-DL => https://goo.gl/5CGNg2
5. Hangout (2016) => https://goo.gl/OhKOKK
6. Warkop DKI Reborn (2016) WEB-DL => https://goo.gl/qjrSsf
7. Bangkit (2016) DVDRip => https://goo.gl/xPAeHH
8. Surat dari Praha (2016) WEB-DL => https://goo.gl/oc9rvr
9. Beauty And The Best (2016) WEB-DL => https://goo.gl/c0783i
10. #66 (2016) WEB-DL => https://goo.gl/Roiw84
11. Raksasa Dari Jogja (2016) DVDRip => https://goo.gl/1EU4cq
12. 3 Srikandi (2016) WEB-DL => https://goo.gl/cKYfdb
13. Sing (2016) DVDSCR => https://goo.gl/vCyFRo
14. Moana (2016) BluRay => https://goo.gl/tyrJuq
15. Indera keenam (2016) DVDRip => https://goo.gl/Q4wXDp
16. Upin Ipin Jeng Jeng Jeng (2016) WEBDL => https://goo.gl/IGozpj
17. Winter In Tokyo (2016) WEBDL=> https://goo.gl/5fhf3e
18. Koala Kumal (2016) DVDRip => https://goo.gl/zk7ETE
19. Jilbab Traveler Love Sparks In Korea (2016) WEBDL => https://goo.gl/ZgvjPd
20. Abdullah & Takeshi (2016) WEBDL => https://goo.gl/5dQvFZ
21. Rudy Habibie (2016) DVDRip => https://goo.gl/tepwQC
22. AADC 2 (2016) DVDRip => https://goo.gl/IpxfWZ
23. Modus (2016) => https://goo.gl/9wB9Zx
24. Moana (2016) DVDRip => https://goo.gl/ezaNss
25. Comic 8 Part 2 (2016) WEBDL => https://goo.gl/gdISmP
26. The Fabulous Udin (2016) WEBDL => https://goo.gl/IUwxDJ
27. Get Up Stand Up (2016) HDTV => https://goo.gl/Oa1ur3
28. Talak 3 (2016) WEBDL => https://goo.gl/HruzLW
29. AACH Aku Jatuh Cinta (2016) WEBDL => https://goo.gl/AKYuTl
30. Pacarku Anak Koruptor (2016) WEBDL => https://goo.gl/xTvAPJ
31. Pesantren Impian (2016) WEBDL => https://goo.gl/KMblOE
32. Sang Sekretaris (2016) WEBDL => https://goo.gl/7yHBr4
33. Super Didi (2016) => https://goo.gl/pO0kqX
34. Video Maut (2016) => https://goo.gl/iVdpFS

Bonus:
- Youtubers=> https://goo.gl/YllufL
- Skak Mat => https://goo.gl/F9nArl
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